Here are some funny physics jokes:

• A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, “For you, no charge.”

• Two atoms are walking down the street and one says to the other, “I think I lost an electron.” The other atom says, “Are you sure?” The first atom says, “I’m positive.”

• A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are walking down the street and they come across a burning building. The physicist says, “Let’s go in and calculate the exact location of the fire.” The engineer says, “Let’s go in and build a structure that will support the weight of the fire.” The mathematician says, “Let’s assume the building is on fire.”

• What do you call a glass robot that is good at physics? A new-clear physicist.

• What do you call scientists who love to study gas laws by drinking soda? Fizz-icists.

• Why should you go drinking with neutrons? Wherever they go, there’s no charge.

• What did one electron say to the other electron? Don’t get excited. You’ll only get into a state.

I hope you enjoyed these jokes!